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tilthat

TIL that the Count in Sesame Street does not count all the time to teach children numbers! In folklore, vampires had arithmomania, or an obsession with numbers. This derives from the old superstition that throwing poppy seeds on the ground stopped vampires because they had to count them all first.

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onion-souls

I like the poster’s implication that the producers of Sesame Street did not put a counting vampiric count on a children’s educational series to teach kids how to count; this was just an incidental side effect of their fidelity to obscure vampire folklore.

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kingchessmon

the scene where blue diamond calls connie stevens pet made me uncomfortable….

girlfriendluvr

STEVEN UNIVERSE DID WHAT

strangeauthor

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kingchessmon

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steven universe is bad folks!

chum-personable

do you dumb fucks not realize that homeworld society is like, supposed to be hugely stratified by class and majorly fucked up and bad, or this detail in a show made to be understood by 8 year olds fly over your idiot heads

skarchomp

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roadhogsbigbelly

*a villain character does something bad*

Tumblr:SEE I TOLD YOU THIS SHOW WAS GARBAGE

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commander--salamander
skellerbvvt

You know. It’d explain a lot if dragon eggs were this impenetrable substance that only could break down and safely release the fledgling if it was sufficiently surrounded by gold. And for centuries dragons just needed to dig down and find a gold vein in the mountains, and they’d return and return and return to the same area, up until human were like: hey, we have no actual use for this super soft inert metal, but we like it, so it’s ours now.

And the dragons were then forced to go: hello! I see your capitalist nightmare society is hoarding gold because it decided it had value for no reason. We need it for actual reasons. We would like ti back now.

Humanity: We sort of based our entire value system off it? So no?

Dragons: But you aren’t using it and we need it.

Humanity: Sweet. Can you pay us for it? 

Dragons: Do you accept UNENDING FIRE TERROR as payment?

So humanity was just like: ooh noooo. The dragons just like sleeping on top of gold for no reeeeason. They stole all of it because they are just terrible and greedy. So terrible. Our gold. Oh no. We need it. For richness. Oh nooooooo. You have to save us then you can be rich too.

geekgirlnd

@editorincreeps

heallbeecat

that explains EVERYTHING

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commander--salamander
maxburgiv:
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“ danithedoommagnet:
“ ourofin:
“ ourofin:
“What your headache is tellin you
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I haven’t seen this post in a min but precisely when I have a headache RN it comes up in my feed
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Two quick additions, as someone who...
ourofin

What your headache is tellin you

ourofin

I haven’t seen this post in a min but precisely when I have a headache RN it comes up in my feed

danithedoommagnet

Two quick additions, as someone who suffered from chronic migraines

1. Behind the eyes: eye strain or just long stress. More sleep will definitely make this feel better.
2. Temples: unclench your jaw, as that bone is putting too much pressure on your temples.

emo-space-trash

This is a fucking life saviour with the amount of headaches I have

maxburgiv

i thought this image was a shitpost at first

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commander--salamander
thegoombs

Do you ever think of how weird it would be if Mickey Mouse’s name was actually Michael? And how weird it would be if one day Minnie called him “Michael Mouse” because she was upset with him? Because I think about it sometimes.

thegoombs

I have just been informed that Mickey’s full name is “Michael Theodore Mouse”, and that Minnie’s is “Minerva Mouse”. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION, BUT I FEEL LIKE I KNOW SOMETHING FORBIDDEN NOW???

rikudera

I feel like this is a good time to share the fact that Donald Duck’s middle name is Fauntleroy.

thechildofchristmas

goofy periodically changes his name to avoid the IRS if i remember right

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