Ugh how do you expect me to decide what college to attend or who I want to marry or what I want to do for the rest of my life
I CAN’T EVEN DECIDE WHERE TO PUT A STICKER BECAUSE PEELING OFF THE BACK AND HAVING IT STAY IN ONE PLACE FOREVER IS TOO BIG OF A COMMITMENT FOR ME TO LIVE WITH
Okay, so Jake’s last name is ENGLISH, referring to Lord English who is a skeleton guy.
And Jade’s last name, HARLEY is also the name of a motorcycle brand.
And Jake and Jade are related to each other in a parallel universe sort of way.
But you know who is a skeleton guy who rides a motorcycle? Ghost Rider, who was played by NIC MOTHERFUCKIN CAGE.
So what if Jake English and Jade Harley is just a fucking Nic Cage joke.
IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH
EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK
TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS
PASS IT ON